Oh, the afterglow.

Like this, but naked.

So, one day, we are conversing after having the intercourse. I get distracted because Sean is desperately searching the room for something. What does he seem to be looking for? "MY UNDERPANTS!!!"

Sean's Helpful Housekeeping Tips...

To avoid muddying your freshly mopped floor

Sean recommends this procedure.

Sean, on Romance:

"I've always wanted to fuck myself."

When In Doubt

"Give me the dick!" -Sean, on Beer Pong

Sean Wonders...

Comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a red star wars shirt:"Does this shirt bring out the rosiness in my balls?"

Sean on the Hair Feather Extensions Trend:

"Bitches aren't birds."