Sean on the importance of imagination:

"I apologize for the mess in the bathroom. i decided to go handsfree while peeing. i put my hands up by my chest to become dickasaurus rex. it did not end well for me."

On communing with animals...

"I want to be able to make turkeys talk to me!"

Sean, on his work ethic...

"I was too busy to be thinking about boners."

On his sexual skillz...

"I just Cirque De Soleil'd your vagina!!!"

Sean on Diet Coke:

"I need my thinkin' juice!!"

Sean's Directions for an Awesome Morning:

Have some awesome sex.
Make some awesome PB & Js.
Listen to Akon feat. Lonely Island's
"I Just Had Sex."
Listen to girlfriend laugh hysterically
 in the background.

Oh, the afterglow.

Like this, but naked.

So, one day, we are conversing after having the intercourse. I get distracted because Sean is desperately searching the room for something. What does he seem to be looking for? "MY UNDERPANTS!!!"